"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika."

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

"Beware of undertaking too much at the start. Be content with quite a little. Allow for accidents. Allow for human nature, especially your own."

"My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

"The sands are number'd that make up my life."

"Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires; and likewise a weighing of relative social values."